Friday, August 03, 2007

Link Haze, 8/03/07.

(Until Labor Day, one of my Friday posts will be a link dump. Got something interesting [ad related], email me: copyranter(at)hotmail(dot)com)
Bronze sculpture of a stallion with a human penis built to help promote the Yar Hotel in the Russian town of Voronezh. (link)
Jerry Ringlien, the man who created the "My Baloney Has A First Name" Oscar Meyer jingle, died of a heart attack this week. (link) Remember when Homer sang it?
Could somebody please explain what the fuck a "Hondamentalist" is? (link)
The importance of line breaks: "Ass Beers." Yummy. (link)
Old-Timey condom ad (link)
Bad animal metaphors not only used by stupid law firms. Also used to sell washing machines. (link)
The new Subaru Tribeca—an "irredeemably gruesome" rolling vagina. (link)

6 Comments:

Blogger Erin Bradley said...

OK, I just looked at that photo as I was eating a huge bite of salad. Blech. A little decorum, please.

1:54 PM  
Blogger Blaize said...

I always wondered about the circumcision status of Huge Bronze Horse sculptures from Russia, and now I know: Huge Bronze Horse Sculptures from Russia are "uncut." I expect to see this information touted as a selling point in the Huge Bronze Horse Sculpture from Russia's personal ad in The Village Voice any day now.

3:20 PM  
Blogger ricpic said...

How does circumsized = uncut?

3:45 PM  
Blogger Blaize said...

It's not circumcised. Can't you see the roll of foreskin behind the glans? That's what an uncircumcised penis looks like, when tumescent.

3:49 PM  
Blogger Middle Name: Stanley said...

Why? Why would you post that? WHY GOD DAMMIT?!

4:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nah, its not uncut. It's just a grower, thus the extra skin.

What a fucking stupid thread this is. I love being at the office, drunk, on a Friday afternoon!

5:55 PM  

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